My jetski is hungry for human blood!!!

Victor Smootbank · Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 5

I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
the cops are starting to ask "questions".

What can I do now???

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tshark · Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 2

On Sep 19, 4:13 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
> I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
> it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
> their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
> the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
> What can I do now???

Put a two-stroke Seadoo engine in it and watch it die.

BillG · Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 51

"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message @19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
> it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
> their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
> the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
> What can I do now???
>

Ship it to RickyG !!!

SeaLion · Joined: 28 Sep 2007 Posts: 2

You have to stab it through the heart.

On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:13:59 -0700, Victor Smootbank
wrote:

>I've bought in Transylvania last year and they told me
>it's 100% safe. But now it's biting humans and drinking
>their blood and I'm having trouble hiding the bodies and
>the cops are starting to ask "questions".
>
>What can I do now???