pssst, pappy, peanut, and other redneck conversations

peanut4040 · Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 122

BTW, you missed it in redneck country folk.

A 500 lb cow,, is a "Calf". We don't buy them till they are over 600
lbs,,, so what you are sending to fight me is a "Baby",

We buy 500lb cows with a mamma on the side. wink

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pappy,, im all in I'm finally going to Orlando this year

haey pappy WHOOO the LLLLLL makes the rules over there? I'm starting to get

pssstttt Pappy I don't think, "Now" would be a good time to defend West Texas "justice" . Maybe you will be able to raise your heads again after the next election.

Pssst,,, pappy, I'm back, interesting vacation. Pleanty of topless females and a great supply of quality sheep. Talk when I can.

Redneck feeshin' joke: Say what you want about the south. A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch th