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the unknown flailer



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:07 am    Post subject: Attention young dummys! Reply with quote

(((Free motivation)))





also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** call BR549 and ask
for bad daddy. WinkP

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Tell It Like It Is



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummys! Reply with quote

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:07:58 -0800 (PST), the unknown flailer
wrote:

> call BR549 and ask for bad daddy. WinkP

You probably don't even know that the character Junior Samples a.k.a.
BR549, and the entire "Hee-Haw" series for that matter, was written by
two Canadians, John Aylesworth and Frank Peppiatt.

You model your entire life and persona after the fictional work of 2
cheeseheads.
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the unknown flailer



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummys! Reply with quote

On Dec 12, 11:55 am, Tell It Like It Is wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:07:58 -0800 (PST), the unknown flailer
>
> wrote:
> > call BR549 and ask for bad daddy. WinkP
>
> You probably don't even know that the character Junior Samples a.k.a.
> BR549, and the entire "Hee-Haw" series for that matter, was written by
> two Canadians, John Aylesworth and Frank Peppiatt.
>
> You model your entire life and persona after the fictional work of 2
> cheeseheads.

I like Canadians, many places in Canada are stuck in the 1950's, now
are you here to buy a mule or just begging for motivation? I can drop
kick you over any problem you have----->Ask one of my satisfied
customers like James aka
"Chili balls." I cured his fear of planes...this method operates on
the least of two evil systems modeled on USN training prior to making
allowances and grading on a curve ruint American youth
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummys! Reply with quote

On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:07:58 -0800 (PST), the unknown flailer
wrote:

> (((Free motivation)))
>
>
>
>
>
>also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** call BR549 and ask
>for bad daddy.

I would like to buy from you a donkey, a mule, and a wagon. Where can
I look them over? C'mon, junior - since you're playing merchant
and/or just posing as a(nother) fictional charactor, make it happen.

....bsrp
....jlk
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

>
> wrote:
> > (((Free motivation)))
>
> >also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** call BR549 and ask
> >for bad daddy.
>
> I would like to buy from you a donkey, a mule, and a wagon. Where can
> I look them over? C'mon, junior - since you're playing merchant
> and/or just posing as a(nother) fictional charactor, make it happen.
>

Take 59 North, get off on 190E in Livingston, go toward Woodpile till
you see the Camp Ruby sign, turn right on 1276....follow it to a grave
yard, turn right on Sunflower road....follow it till its all
dirt...don't stop at any of the abandoned homesteads, she panthers
tend to winter over in them with their young. Eventually you will
cross 942--follow it to the dead end, get out and walk down the trail
past the barricade until someone in bib overalls carrying a side
hammer shot gun steps out of the tree's and asks you to state your
business. That won't be me, I ain't stupid enough to walk around that
far out in the woods with wild hogs running loose, bring cash, bring
vasiline.....your going to need both at the mule barn.....oh yeah
you're going to need a stock trailer to haul your mule back to
Houston, unless you plan on riding it that is. So bring one! 0~;-*
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Don



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:27 am    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

the unknown flailer wrote:
>> wrote:
>>> (((Free motivation)))
>>> also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** call BR549 and ask
>>> for bad daddy.
>> I would like to buy from you a donkey, a mule, and a wagon. Where can
>> I look them over? C'mon, junior - since you're playing merchant
>> and/or just posing as a(nother) fictional charactor, make it happen.
>>
>
> Take 59 North, get off on 190E in Livingston, go toward Woodpile till
> you see the Camp Ruby sign, turn right on 1276....follow it to a grave
> yard, turn right on Sunflower road....follow it till its all
> dirt...don't stop at any of the abandoned homesteads, she panthers
> tend to winter over in them with their young. Eventually you will
> cross 942--follow it to the dead end, get out and walk down the trail
> past the barricade until someone in bib overalls carrying a side
> hammer shot gun steps out of the tree's and asks you to state your
> business. That won't be me, I ain't stupid enough to walk around that
> far out in the woods with wild hogs running loose, bring cash, bring
> vasiline.....your going to need both at the mule barn.....oh yeah
> you're going to need a stock trailer to haul your mule back to
> Houston, unless you plan on riding it that is. So bring one! 0~;-*

Snuf, Sunflower never crosses 942, 'cause there ain't one in the Big
Thicket area, just 943, and it don't cross that either. Sunflower
doesn't dead-end either. I don't think you really have a mule for sale
- probably bluffing about Nutman's next best friend as well Smile

Don
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the unknown flailer



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! ? Reply with quote

On Dec 13, 12:27 am, Don wrote:
> the unknown flailer wrote:
> >> wrote:
> >>> (((Free motivation)))
> >>> also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale***

> Snuf, I don't think you really have a mule for sale
> - probably bluffing about Nutman's next best friend as well Smile
>
> Don- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Number 3? Nope she's real and rank as hell to, tried to knock me down
a few years ago when I was closing a gate she forced open....Had to
whack her on the muzzle with my walking stick to back her off. So I
sez to Billy Duff, we should kill that cow and eat it. Billy wouldn't
hear of it, he's all about money and #3 drops a calf every spring like
clockwork. She will go about 500 pounds but she's lean for a cow.
Glad I couldn't talk old Billy into a Texas style BBQ. #3 might be
handy for educating nut man about the pit falls of messing with old
men from Texas for quite a while. Hell when bootee boy comes up from
Houston to look at mules and horses we might tie him on her back just
to watch watch him cry. Depends if she's still nursing a calf or not---
getting aggravated causes them to hold their milk back you
know....Billy may nix that to, you would think that heifer was his
daughter the way he carry's on about her.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! ? Reply with quote

On Dec 13, 8:51�am, the unknown flailer wrote:
> On Dec 13, 12:27 am, Don wrote:
>
> > the unknown flailer wrote:
> > >> wrote:
> > >>> � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �(((Free motivation)))
> > >>> also: �***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** �
> > Snuf, �I don't think you really have a mule for sale
> > - probably bluffing about Nutman's next best friend as well Smile
>
> > Don- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Number 3? Nope she's real and rank as hell to, tried to knock me down
> a few years ago when I was closing a gate she forced open....Had to
> whack her on the muzzle with my walking stick to back her off. �So I
> sez to Billy Duff, we should kill that cow and eat it. Billy wouldn't
> hear of it, he's all about money and #3 drops a calf every spring like
> clockwork. She will go about 500 pounds but she's lean for a cow.
> Glad I couldn't talk old Billy into a Texas style BBQ. #3 might be
> handy for educating nut man about the pit falls of messing with old
> men from Texas for quite a while. Hell when bootee boy comes up from
> Houston to look at mules and horses we might tie him on her back just
> to watch watch him cry. Depends if she's still nursing a calf or not---
> getting aggravated causes them to hold their milk back you
> know....Billy may nix that to, you would think that heifer was his
> daughter the way he carry's on about her.

Helll,, that cow don't weigh but 500 lbs--- That must be a mexican
cow. It can't be a Texan cow.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

On Dec 13, 7:26 pm, peanut4040 wrote:
> On Dec 13, 8:51�am, the unknown flailer wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 13, 12:27 am, Don wrote:
>
> > > the unknown flailer wrote:
> > > >> wrote:
> > > >>> � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �(((Free motivation)))
> > > >>> also: �***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** �
> > > Snuf, �I don't think you really have a mule for sale
> > > - probably bluffing about Nutman's next best friend as well Smile
>
> > > Don- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > Number 3? Nope she's real and rank as hell to, tried to knock me down
> > a few years ago when I was closing a gate she forced open....Had to
> > whack her on the muzzle with my walking stick to back her off. �So I
> > sez to Billy Duff, we should kill that cow and eat it. Billy wouldn't
> > hear of it, he's all about money and #3 drops a calf every spring like
> > clockwork. She will go about 500 pounds but she's lean for a cow.
> > Glad I couldn't talk old Billy into a Texas style BBQ. #3 might be
> > handy for educating nut man about the pit falls of messing with old
> > men from Texas for quite a while. Hell when bootee boy comes up from
> > Houston to look at mules and horses we might tie him on her back just
> > to watch watch him cry. Depends if she's still nursing a calf or not---
> > getting aggravated causes them to hold their milk back you
> > know....Billy may nix that to, you would think that heifer was his
> > daughter the way he carry's on about her.
>
> Helll,, that cow don't weigh but 500 lbs--- That must be a mexican
> cow.  It can't be a Texan cow.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

#3 is a range cow....not grain fed. I haven't seen her in several
years because me and Billy fell out over a hog. I'm hoping she's still
fast enough to catch you, I know she's big enough to whip your young
ass, I'd say she's just about right for the fight.....My coffee
drinking buddies, all in their early 70's have volunteered to keep you
from climbing on the rail or climbing out of the pen using cattle
prods. The only delicate part is the timing....We are going to have to
have Billy occupied elsewhere....Might have to wait for a Auction day,
he goes to the cattle auction just about every week. The old cranky
pants just don't like us messing around with his cows.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

On Dec 13, 12:27 am, Don wrote:
> the unknown flailer wrote:
> >> wrote:
> >>> (((Free motivation)))
> >>> also: ***Mules, donkeys and wagons for sale*** call BR549 and ask
> >>> for bad sea daddy.
> >> I would like to buy from you a donkey, a mule, and a wagon. Where can
> >> I look them over? C'mon, junior - since you're playing merchant
> >> and/or just posing as a(nother) fictional charactor, make it happen.
>
> > Take 59 North, get off on 190E in Livingston, go toward Woodpile till
> > you see the Camp Ruby sign, turn right on 1276....follow it to a grave
> > yard, turn right on Sunflower road....follow it till its all
> > dirt...don't stop at any of the abandoned homesteads, she panthers
> > tend to winter over in them with their young. Eventually you will
> > cross 942--follow it to the dead end, get out and walk down the trail
> > past the barricade until someone in bib overalls carrying a side
> > hammer shot gun steps out of the tree's and asks you to state your
> > business. That won't be me, I ain't stupid enough to walk around that
> > far out in the woods with wild hogs running loose, bring cash, bring
> > vasiline.....your going to need both at the mule barn.....oh yeah
> > you're going to need a stock trailer to haul your mule back to
> > Houston, unless you plan on riding it that is. So bring one! 0~;-*
>
> Snuf, Sunflower never crosses 942, 'cause there ain't one in the Big
> Thicket area, just 943, and it don't cross that either. Sunflower
> doesn't dead-end either. I don't think you really have a mule for sale
Smile
>
> Don- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You Yankee's are in a world of hurt if you ever try to invade this
part of Texas.
Apparently your map source don't show the fire break roads, wagon
track & old wagon & livestock trails . Sunflower cuts off 1276 at Camp
Ruby and loops around coming back into 1276 just below Dallardsville
but at the Wilson Lake junction it runs straight into a dirt fire
break road before hooking back to the left, people unfamiliar with the
back woods would think Sunflower had just went from chopped up black
top to clay because its a straight shot on to the fire road. Bad
actors have removed the road signs, all over-------------- way back in
the woods for whatever reason
Not going to sell Jerry a mule anyway, he has no work for it or way of
taking care of one down there in the city. Besides it would be cruel &
unusual punishment to sell the kid a animal smarter than he is....
Just trying to get him up here and lost....perhaps he will meet a good
ole boy along the way and get right with the world! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummys! Reply with quote

>
> You probably don't even know that the character Junior Samples a.k.a.
> BR549, and the entire "Hee-Haw" series for that matter, was written by
> two Canadians, John Aylesworth and Frank Peppiatt.
>

Wow,, two canucks,, I never kne w t hat
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

> As a SF vet you should know ya got to have boots on the ground to know
> if available maps are correct and find the side trails and shortcuts
> if they are half way right....I'm surprised you tried to google it up
> like these young USPA dummy's. I want the boy to get out and get some
> fresh air and exercise. He's probably a couch potato with a bad
> complexion from eating junk food. );->- Hide quoted text -
>

B oots on the grond my assss.. you are too old for boots on the
ground . unless U R steel connectexd
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! ? Reply with quote

> Number 3? Nope she's real and rank as hell to, tried to knock me down
> a few years ago when I was closing a gate she forced open....Had to
> whack her on the muzzle with my walking stick to back her off. �So I
> sez to Billy Duff, we should kill that cow and eat it. Billy wouldn't
> hear of it, he's all about money and #3 drops a calf every spring like
> clockwork. She will go about 500 pounds but she's lean for a cow.
> Glad I couldn't talk old Billy into a Texas style BBQ. #3 might be
> handy for educating nut man about the pit falls of messing with old
> men from Texas for quite a while. Hell when bootee boy comes up from
> Houston to look at mules and horses we might tie him on her back just
> to watch watch him cry. Depends if she's still nursing a calf or not---
> getting aggravated causes them to hold their milk back you
> know....Billy may nix that to, you would think that heifer was his
> daughter the way he carry's on about her.

Calling yew dumbass pappy,, 500 lbs is a calf,,,not ready for sale.,,
and definatinely what you don't wont to whup my ass so think BIG.....
LIKEI IN ALL ARMY GRAPPLING.. i need a challenge,,, I can buy my own
ticket,, LONG AS YOU SHOW UP
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

The only delicate part is the timing....

iN DE inmortal words of the real SOUTH,, timeing is EVERYTHING.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Attention young dummy! Reply with quote

> > - Show quoted text -
>
> You Yankee's are in a world of hurt if you ever try to invade this
> part of Texas.


WAR IS OVER,, texas lost.. the rest of the country can do what they
want. The south is SOLID. now I aint been to the mid west yet,,
and yes,, ain't going to mullings house until....

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